Home Birthing's the Way.

Home Birthing's the Way. (to the tune of "Home on the Range") Oh give me a birth that's the smoothest on earth, where no doctors or drugs interfere. Where the father is calm and the midwife's on time, and the mother's always in good cheer. Chorus Home birthing's the way! Where the children and grandparents play. Where it takes just a push, baby comes with a swoosh, and we all can sleep sound the next day. We'll labor at home, where the children do roam, where everyone's cheerful and bright. Where we choose the crowd, baby's healthy and loud, and all of the hunches are right. -- From Birth Write, the Newsletter of the Ohio Midwives Alliance3